Gossip Girl Fashion: The Sixteen Year Old Virgin

More looks from Monday night's episode.

First, who called the ho patrol? Vanessa looks as if she walked into the New York Historical Society from her other job, working the streets. I thought they had security at theses society functions to keep out the riff raff. Her hair looks especially mammoth like and how on earth can a college student from Brooklyn afford a DVF dress, Oscar De La Renta Clutch, and YSL Crystal Necklace? I think the show should get more realistic and dress her in Forever 21 or some disaster from JC Penneys, which is probably all they have in the boroughs.

I'm loving Serena's Stella McCartney Fall 2009 Paneled Dress. It's nice to see her in something that doesen't show her boobs exploding from her chest for once, although they did look quite thunderous earlier in the episode. What is Serena doing if she is not in school, just lounging around the Waldorf penthouse? sounds like the life for me. Here's a similar panel dress, but it kind of looks like something up Vanessa's alley. Oh, and her clutch.

I actually loved Lilly's Look. A Dries Van Noten Detroit Dress and Judith Leiber Chain Strap Bag she looked quite elegant for someone slumming it with Rufus Humphrey. But what is wrong with her mother that only the "good doctor Van Der Woodsen" can cure? Can't millionaires like the Van Der Woodsen-Basses afford any sort of health care they want? I really hope this Lilly, Rufus, Ex-husband triangle turns out to be the results of CeCe's machinations.

Gossip Girl Fashion: The Sixteen Year Old Virgin

Blair was looking great lastnight in this Christian Dior Pre Fall 2009 dress. Blair had some great lines, I loved her explanation to Chuck that "We have innocence, good breeding, and Doug Jarrett, one of the best lawyers in New York, on our side. It's a slam dunk." and her little segue while dressing with Serena in some sort of victorian boudoir "Oh, and speaking of things we've shared. Nate!" As for little J's story line, I'm at a loss for words. She clearly has some chemical unbalance (what is in Rufus's waffles?) and her teenage angst phase is getting annoying (how many times must she act out? first last year's shit show at Eleanor Waldorf's, then the mess known as Agnes. we get jenny you crave attention) anyways this Nicole Miller alternative in cute (but no dior) and Forever 21 has some great accessory options for a necklace and bracelet.

Gossip Girl Fashion: The Disaster that is Little J

I don't know what to say except at least she got rid of the raccoon eyes. It looks as if little J has gained weight too, I guess soon she will be Big J. Her whole plot-line is getting increasingly outrageous, first what kind of Tylenol PM pills is she selling? unless it's orange and extended release i don't want it, and i doubt the kids of Constance do either. Also what kind of drug dealer allows for some pre-teen's parent to flush their stash? I can't wait for her to get back to brooklyn and out of my life. anyways you can find these bejeweled catastrophes @ Arden B and Forever 21.  These Cheap Monday Jeans are actually amazing (I own a pair), so i guess i should give little J some credit.

Gossip Girl Fashion: The Lady Vanished

Blair's look from last nights episode. I'm not sure how i feel, it's a little subtle for Blair W. I want to see her scheming in something really fabulous the coat is a Sunner Mini Ranger, and the pumps are Casadei. You can get the shoes here, and her coat here. If you can also get some less expensive options at piperlime.

Serena's look was also uneventful, but I guess if you are eating at Kellari Taverna there is no need to dress up. Also, when did greek food become the new comfort food? Serena's coat is ADAM, her jeans are Victoria Beckham denim leggings, Chloé studded boots, and Magaschoni scarf. You can get some less expensive similar items all over. Nordstroms has Joes Jeans denim leggins, and revolve clothing has some See by Chloé boots.